Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the interenet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.

"I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it."

J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via piezea)

sick of that

(via marjoriecorkill)



Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools


The cat’s face

(via broookedakotaa)

me after every marvel movie: it was wonderful and i am DEVASTATED