Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the interenet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.

"I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it."

J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via piezea)

sick of that

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carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

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me after every marvel movie: it was wonderful and i am DEVASTATED